"Last Night?....Never Happened"--- Zukes "Full House Mutha Fucker!!!"--- Ammer to Grampy Pete "Rate Rive"--- Zukes to Fals "Who got more sleep at this years Tinny Cup Larry or Buzz?"--- Zukes "Who got more sleep at this years Tinny Cup Larry or Buzz?"--- Zukes "That was a lower cas "B" when you bought that shirt"---(Fal's talking about Sean Red Sox shirt) "Did you take sleeping pills this weekend?"---(Grampy Pete to Kevin) (Ben to Cucksy) "I blacked out Thursday night. That's not good" (Cucksy to Ben) "I don't consider it a good night of drinking if I don't black out." Oh, no, he didn't"----Keith about 1000 times Seano(to Zukes): "I wake every morning at 6AM to go to the gym." F3 (to Zukes): "Yeah but the gym doesn't open until 7AM" "Hey when we celebrate Zukes 1000 game, we can also celebrate BuzzBalls 100th day at work"---F3 "We had an agreement that when one of us died, the other would shave his head and piss on his grave"---Larry the Firestarter to Zukes about his bald head "Hey, buddy, you shortchanged me."---Grampy Pete to Slamnuts about his shot of Bushmills" "I hope I look like Grampy Pete when I'm 40."----F3 "Hey SlamNuts....Cucksy was just telling us what a loser you were in 3rd grade."----Oz Cucksy: "Larry no fire tonight or what?" (as Larry cleans up Cucksy's empties) Larry: "Jack give me a second, are you going to sit up there Jack:"No, I just like the smell of it from down here". "Turn the radio off, guys. Seriously, turn the radio off"--- Buzzballs "What was JR thinking? That boy is certifiable"--- Derek Sanderson "I need to check and make sure my boy didn't die"--- Heavy D "Hey Walshy. What's up? I heard your dating a black girl"--- Buzzballs "Horrible table manners"--- Chuck "I'm not a homosexual, but if I was, I know I'd be good at it."--- Dagga "It's not Kevin Faller. It's Kevin Failure."--- F3 "You have to admit I have quick hands for a big guy."--- Buzzballs Keith (to Kevin) : "You need to have confidence putting. Play the putt in your head like a movie. Fitzy (to Keith): "Play a movie? He could play Braveheart in his head for the amount of time he stands over the ball."--- Fitzy "The name of the clown was what? Georgie? Gigi?---Cucksy "Zukes, that wind took that ball so much, I saw it put on a blinker"--Fitzy "Hey Thomas. Why don't you go upstairs, grab a trash bag, put your clothes in it and get the fuck out of here."----Morty "Kevin, you are so slow putting that if you wore glasses while reading your putts, the sun would burn a hole in the ground"--Fitzy III "What you wouldn't let a chick bang you with a strap on?"--- Dagga "Some of those she males are pretty."--- Fals " Two, Two-fity."----Zukes " You have hands like Father Geoghan, nice and soft"---Cucksy " Lance Armstrong is so far ahead, he could win the Tour De France riding a tricycle."--Fitzy II " Break in case of an emergency. I guess this is an emergency."---Joycee " I'm retiring when Morty and I win the Tinny Cup."---- Walshy