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Which of these scenarios is likely to happen when Zukes does his ride-a-long with the Medford Police?
Achieves speed over 100 mph on Riverside Avenue
Arrests himself for DUI after seeing all the empties in back of cruiser
Uses cruiser loudspeaker to yell, "Morty, c'mon out and drink with us" on Foss Street
Tries to ride in the front of the cruiser wearing only a bathrobe